Santa in 4 panels
To Donner: "Hey, if I didn't build Dasher an office ramp after the bus accident I'm sure not gonna put your handicapped son on my team, Donner..."
To unseen elves: "'We are Santa's Elves'...Well, maybe next time, invest in an electric pump before committing musical abortion."
At dinner, talking about the Misfit Toys: "They're misfits!!! I can't deliver misfits! Even blind kids would know they got fucked."
Angry, to unseen Momma Claus: "Do you think I wanted to hit you, Momma?! Do you?!"
Final caption: The not-so-endearing Santa of "Rudolph."
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A perennial favorite. I too, found the story disturbing as a child; who wants to be singled out or pitied or only accepted if they are deemed sufficiently "useful"?
andrea
I don't know how I missed your post two years ago. I guess I'm glad I did, or I wouldn't have written mine!
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